Hello. My name is Amir Massoud Tofangsazan and i live in Barnet. I'm 19 but pretend to be a lot older and like to pretend that I'm a big businessman when I'm not actually that clever. on 29th November 2005 I sold a laptop on eBay. You can view the auction below. (Do you like the picture of me I took with my webcam?).
Although the buyer paid the £375 total within a few days, it took me nearly two months before i bothered to post the laptop. What the buyer didn't know was that it differed slightly from its description on ebay. Rather than having 2Gb of RAM, it only had 512Mb. It also didnt have a DVD-RW as described. Perhaps most importantly of all, the laptop didn't actually work! haha genius! Selling a 'working' laptop that doesn't work! Despite polite requests from the seller, I denied anything was wrong and refused to refund his money, then i agreed to but of course didn't. Then I claimed to have moved to Dubai and hoped he'd forget about it.
But he didn't forget about it. He took the hard disk out and behold! one laptop crammed with pictures that I really should have deleted before trying to sell it!
There was lots and lots (and lots and lots and lots) of pornography;
Some foot fetish porn;
Some gay porn (edited for decency, there was worse than this);
photos of whoever this is...?!;
these lovely ladies;
many, many (90 to be exact) pictures of woman's legs that i took on the train with my camera phone;
whatever the fuck these are supposed to be;
In addition i also had all my bank details, my mum's bank details, scans of my mum's passport and driving license, (I wont show those here though);
a photocopy of my passport (with the date (badly) altered);
and various copies of my CV (all with different GCSE grades) as well as full access to MSN and hotmail (it just signed in automatically, whoops!).
The buyer of my laptop was understandably miffed at being ripped off but highly amused at finding this wide selection of information so easily accessible. What else could he do but publish this information on the internet for the whole world to see what a sad man I really am!
I've tried to claim that it wasn't my laptop and that it belonged to an 'employee' of mine. Why then did it have my CV, photos of me, my passport, my MSN and my bank details on it?, as well as this picture of me sitting in front of the laptop?!
Hmmm, i guess I'm just a bad liar! Anyway, let me know what you think of my fraudulent behaviour!
Lots of love
Amir XXX
EDIT, 25/05/2006: Due to popular demand, Here's a few more photos, once again, all found on the hard drive. this site is 100% genuine, i swear i'm not making anything up (unlike amir himself, of course!) anyway enjoy! --laptopguy
more amir, all on his own, in his bedroom, in front of his computer. oh shit, thats my computer now! ewwwwwwwww...
some classy fast food joint. part of your business empire, amir?
whoever the fuck this is. again;
erm...
due to (yet more) public demand, some more photos for your amusement!!
er.....
more legs;
amir asleep, i think...?!
the family.
UPDATE:
I think its time I posted some highlights of Amir's various CVs on here. Pictures are one thing, but I think it's high time we had some words of wisdom from the man himself! So, over to Amir...
Personal Statement:
As you already know from the above my name is Amir Tofangsazan. I just would like to take the time to introduce myself. Firstly I would like to say my four most important qualities which are found below:
- Honest on all occasion’s example of this would be when I had a bank error in my favour of £5,000. I stated this to my bank and happily returned it and received a lot of praise from that particular branch.
- Hard working an example of this is working on un-implied terms work after my hours of my duty. I must tell when I am set a task I always complete it the same day.
- Very punctual I am rarely ever late. The last time I was late for anything is an estimated two years ago
- A team player I am very self motivated this enables me to motivate others which pleases me fully an example of this is when I help out in my fathers restaurant my duty was be overall charge of the business for a long duration.
Hobbies and Interests:
My hobbies include Long Distance Running which I have run in both Nike 10k runs the first and the one at night. Football which I used to play in my secondary school which I was the nominated captain due to my leadership and communication skills, My interests include cooking the Stock market and travelling abroad to new countries.
I am an exciting fun guy who loves to have fun and outgoing times. I am 5ft 10 inches tall and dark brown eyes with a nice smile which people have told me. I have also short dark brown hair. I describe my figure to be athletic due to I do a lot of sports such as long distance running, soccer and tennis... I find myself to be very honest on all occasions and I can be a romantic at times. I like to make people laugh at my expense so that they aren’t uncomfortable or upset in anyway. Basically I am a very chilled guy and I always put the lady the first.
how about some more pictures?
the chicken shop;
whatever this is!
more expert photoshopping
big brother reject?
hmmm
a bus stop this time!
the mystery man again.
LATEST PICS FROM THE HARD DRIVE:
legs for a change
amir and a famous face
more foot pr0n, once again edited for decency
virgin megastore action
AMIR'S LEG ZONE:
To 'do an Amir'
To con money out of someone, lie or be otherwise dishonest, only to face ritual humiliation on a worldwide scale.
(i think the above counter is wrong, but i don't know why)
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ReplyDeleteI'm more than happy to be helping. These kinds of scammers make me sick to my stomach, and I really feel that any legal means neccessary. In addition to posting it on ITAvisen, I've sent the URL to your site to all my contacts ;-)
ReplyDelete294 hits on ITAvisen so far :-)
Haha nice one, great way to get back those dickheads on ebay!
ReplyDeleteExcellent revenge, man. This guy really deserves the backfire he is getting.
ReplyDeleteJust wondering: how the hell someone is STUPID to the point of being unable, when trying to comment under false pseudonyms, to change a little the way he writes? Even for a portuguese like myself is clear when the prick is writing, just looking at the first sentence! This must be one of the stupidiest people on earth (or so I hope!)
Ha ha! Nice work. Amir = pwn3d.
ReplyDeleteI don't know whether I prefer the original blog page or the comments page.
ReplyDeleteIs the whole thing a scam? Who gives a fuck - pure entertainment.
link with te holy moly mailout
ReplyDeleteexpect-thousands of hits
I'm afraid he doesnt give a shit, yet.
ReplyDeleteHe still got your 375(?) dollars. You have done nothing yet but post some slightly embarassing pictures. you may think that this would be a good payback for his scam, because you would be very much ashamed in his place, but I bet he isnt that much concerned.
So I'd advise to use the personal data (bank, msn, hotmail) to make him pay for his ill-gotten money.
Hmm after reading a few comments I can see Mr Amir is seriously angry. Well, it still doesnt cut it. It doesnt give him any option to pay you back. You're just enraging him and humiliating him, without really giving him a safe opportunity of paying you your money back and having his shit deleted for good.
This increases tensions, you see what I mean? In his place I would try to hurt the "laptopguy" physically. I hope you took care of your anonimity.
You can fuck with him for a while, until you feel that he is regretting his act a thousand times. You can go further if you're a mean vindicative person. But i'd advise to leave him an opportunity to make amends, which means giving him guarantees that you would delete the site and the laptop data once he's payed you back with money (it could be more than the price you payed, after all there should be a compensation fee for the trouble you had to go through and the site's expenses).
Are you sure the laptop was broken? Maybe the battery just needs charging?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he was just late sending it because his mom I’ll with Bovine Chlamydia?
Maybe he did refund you but PayPal missed it?
Come on, give the guy a break?
no?
OK. no.
o my god! what a cunt!
ReplyDeleteallright laptopguy keep us informed;-)
ReplyDeletei'll check out that page later.
thanks for the entertainment, congratulations for the move, and take care.
and dont hesitate in asking for any assistance in this matter.
great idea jono, the sorry prick would have to shell out maybe hundreds of dollars in order to avoid his bank data to fall into the hands of someone as dishonest and worthless as he is (but clearly more clever).
ReplyDeleteGreat idea.
ok i've seen you got his mom bank details. Contact her. She'll pay you your money back AND she'll give Amir a good familial humiliation (either she or another relative who bosses the sorry Amir kid who deserves so much spanking).
ReplyDeleteThe real Lucy Winters?
ReplyDeletehttp://stargate2.proboards18.com/index.cgi?action=userrecentposts&user=lucywinters
http://sgatlantis2.proboards27.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=lucywinters
Thomasbuckly
http://216.239.59.104/search?q=cache:BbiMNA1yjDIJ:www.personalstuff.co.nz/BROWSERESULTS.ASPX%3Fgallery%3Dy%26p%3D3%26region_path%3D01094_01098_01699%26+Thomasbuckly&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=1
http://216.239.59.104/search?q=cache:cixw_3wYxqcJ:www.findsomeone.co.nz/BROWSERESULTS.ASPX%3Fgallery%3Dn%26p%3D2%26region_path%3D01094_01098_01699%26sex%3Dm%26+Thomasbuckly&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=2
Hahahaha this site had 15,000 hits when I looked at it twenty minutes ago, it's now sitting at nearly 20,000
ReplyDeletelapotopguy I salute you, what an excellent way to ridicule a footfetishisingthief.
criminally vulgar,
ReplyDeleteyour links have been cut off by the blog's text input interface.
You can shorten them with http:///snipurl.com or other URL shorteners.
Eh, I forgot Blogger doesn't automatically format when it sees http.
ReplyDeleteLucy Winters on Stargate...
Lucy Winters Fan Fic
Thomas Buckly wants some love
Thomas Buckly wants some MORE love.
Interestingly, these various profiles mention London as his living place.
ReplyDeleteMaybe your money is not as far as you would have believed, laptopguy;-)
On the other hand, make sure he cant reach you, the guy is as stinky as it gets.
this is getting linked to my blog - pure gold
ReplyDeleteBunnyboiler:
ReplyDeleteThose leg shots are f'ing creepy.
i love this site so much. the funny thing is that the more often amir posts under different aliases the funnier it gets and the more ppl who'll forward it on. i wonder what his family think about his gay porn collection.. i wouldn't have thought they'd be too impressed.
ReplyDeletei really like jono's idea of flogging it off on ebay and making him bid for his personal info and that of his family's.
great work laptopguy.. i'll have to post a link to this on my blog too.. as well as email the link to everyone in the office
BTW did you know you are a gay pervert?
ReplyDeleteOh, come on now, he's at least a bisexual pervert.
lol beatpoet is so right, Amir is becoming a celebrity. His family will be ashamed of him for years.
ReplyDeleteThis site is getting over 100 hits per minute now. Expect to be on TV soon, fucktard. You'll soon wish you had sent back 10 times the laptop money.
Ed, is this his uncle?
ReplyDeleteHe helped you, maybe he'll help laptopguy as well.
Put it on eBay, like the man said. You know we'll help you get a good price........
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, it's very funny! I'll talk about this in my blog :D
ReplyDeleteSome Mac programmer oughta put out an Amir widget..... so we can watch the hit counter spin...
ReplyDeletecopy of my usenet posting :
ReplyDelete*Title:
To 'do an Amir'
*Body:
To 'do an Amir'
To con money out of someone, lie or be otherwise dishonest, only to face ritual humiliation on a worldwide scale.
http://amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com/
rec.humor,free.uk.btinternet.chatter.refugees,microsoft.public.test.here,
tw.bbs.sci.sex,alt.binaries.boneless,alt.sex.erotica
followup to : free.uk.btinternet.chatter.refugees
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Note = I selected VERY active newsgroups. I'm thinking of including one of Amir laptop's pictures in a next posting, this time to binaries newsgroups. Feel free to do it if anyone feels like it.
Wow!
ReplyDeleteI like the photo of him in 'Hollywood Fried Chicken & Ribs' on Lillie Rd. I wonder if he's a regular?.. Or works there?... Or meets his 'Boyz' in Brompton Cemetery? :-o
Nice of him to include the Takeaway name on the menu board, and the phone number of the HSS hire shop over the road... Not too difficult to find even if you didn't know the place already ;)
I've submitted this to the Consumerist blog and to the Bad Service community on Livejournal.
ReplyDeleteHope it helps :D
Just posted on the 7 most active newsgroups (all .binaries newsgroups), bar alt.binaries.test .
ReplyDeleteI picked the gay picture of course lol.
alt.binaries.boneless,
alt.binaries.nl,
alt.binaries.ftn,
alt.binaries.erotica,
alt.binaries.hdtv,
alt.binaries.misc,
alt.binaries.multimedia
this should generate some hits;-)
I should imbed your site's URL inside the picture though, as most binaries news readers only see the pictures and not the messages' bodies.
I agree with laptopguy, let's keep this clean, no more insults (I made some too). It's more efficient that way.
Yeah, the guy is an asshole but I seriously doubt is heritage has anything to do with it...
ReplyDelete(Stupid is not limited to any particular ethnicity.)
i heard he was trying to get a job in debenhams..
ReplyDeletePlenty of leg action there. God I hope he didn't get the job.....
Criminally vulgar have you checked under your desk for hidden cams?
ReplyDeleteAHHHHH! I've just found Amir!
NOOOOOOOO!
;)
right, paedophile, tricky english spelling.
ReplyDeleteWell my wife is protesting that we shouldnt ruin the poor boy's life for such a simple mistake of him. He might commit suicide or something, she said.
I dont know. At least he would serve as a warning for other empty shells out there who still havent learned the law of "don't do unto others what you wouldnt want to be done unto you."
Let's stick to that rule I guess.
right, paedophile, tricky english spelling.
ReplyDeleteWell my wife is protesting that we shouldnt ruin the poor boy's life for such a simple mistake of him.
I might agree, except those photos on the tube look remarkably sex pest-y.
All of the ladies I've shown that to have shuddered and gone 'ewwwwww.'
Fab website mate - if it's all true it's absolute genius.
ReplyDeleteThere is an opportunity here - a name and shame website for e-bayers.
I'll get the programmers onto it right now!
in some muslim countries of which Amir seems to be fond of, thieves get their hand cut off in public place dont they?
ReplyDeleteHis former employer (the fastfood joint in London) is bound to have informations about him. I can picture people from the Sun newspaper paying them a visit soon. Hurry up, Amir/Lucywinters/Whatever, you might get there before them and prevent your former boss from spilling the beans about you !
lol
Fortunately, you're not in Bahrain as you so cleverly lied to be, and just a subway trip (with a few sneak leg shot along the way to add to your collection) will do the trick;-)
Got to be a bit silly to give one's real name when scamming someone... LOL
Amir Tofangsazann the first web-casualty. Died of shame for having been exposed worldwide as a sorry ebayscammer. LOL
Fame I tell yaz!!
You might make it to the Guiness Book next year !
Your mom will have money till the rest of her days thanks to sonny !
Might be worth adding I'm not actually Amir but I felt he needed to share his pictures with the world since he sells them off so easily.
ReplyDeleteJust to avoid confusion - but otherwise what a shit - hope you get some money back off the thieving little bastard.
Wow. This is just hilarious.
ReplyDeleteJust goes to show that you should never underestimate the power of the Internet.
Thanks Lawboy :). She doesn't look comfortable, does she? Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
ReplyDeletePoor bastard certainly isn't a very sympathetic character.
...and has anyone from the British Transport Police had a word with him about his Tube antics?
ReplyDeleteOh yes, and I accidentally forwarded a link to the local free paper in Barnet and Potters Bar, just to make sure the off-line residents of Barnet know about this too... :)
I don't know how the PayPal refunds work in the UK, but you probably could have gotten your money back that way. Although this is a much sweeter revenge!
ReplyDeleteAnd to lucywinters, you're an idiot. The scammer left this information on the broken laptop, which he sold to another person. He deserves to be burned in this manner!
What an arse! And what an inspired way of highlighting his fraudulent behaviour. If this makes just one other chancer trying to take advantage of the relative anonymity of the internet think twice about ripping someone off then it's been worthwhile.
ReplyDeleteI loved the highly ungrammatical and badly spelled posts in defence of Amir. Isn't it amazing how all of his friends have the self-same writing style and made identical errors? Spooky. One might almost suspect they were all written by the same person ;-)
In Argentina it knows as "escrache", when someone is publicly unmasked. We use with politicians. PS: Forgive my "English"
ReplyDeleteWonderful blog! And some of the comments are priceless. I have put a link to you on my blog (bluelifeorgreen.blogspot.com) to spread the word. Hope you get your money back :)
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ReplyDeleteThird usenet posting. Better newsgroups, website URL imbedded in the pictures. Two pictures : the first Amir one, and the gays one.
ReplyDeleteTitle: Amir Tofangsazan is a silly ebay scammer who loves gay porn
Crossposted to:
alt.binaries.misc,
alt.binaries.erotica,
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica,
alt.binaries.erotica.amateur,
alt.binaries.erotica.amateur.female,
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gaymen,
alt.binaries.x
Followup-to:
alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.gaymen
AmirFanclub
ReplyDeleteHahahhahaha! Great username.
I'd like to see the last pic in full, would you post it somewhere else?
ReplyDelete(grins)
HaHaHa
ReplyDeleteGreat revenge!!! I think it's better than all this movies about revenge. It's the 21th century revenge.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations
Nicktofang on findsomeone.co.uk
ReplyDeletePersonalstuff.co.nz
Now, where have I seen that photo before...?
To all posters on this blog : Long URL's get cut off.
ReplyDeleteUse http://snipurl.com or other URL shortener.
lol criminally vulgar, great job there.
ReplyDeleteTeach that son of a mom the powah of the internet.
you are an idiot
ReplyDeleteToto and Amir's Mum:
ReplyDeleteHow much do we love Google? :D
This is classic and a brilliant way to get your point across. B3ta has a link and if you've never checked them out, your site fits right in with the insanity they promote.
ReplyDeleteI was just wondering if b3ta had cottoned on yet. Yay! I am looking forward to the future Photoshops.
all hail the blog-ninja (:
ReplyDeleteThat was a rather stupid thing to do...
ReplyDeleteThese comments are hilarious too!
"First off your a dumbass, who the fuck buys from someone with 50% positive feedback..?"
ReplyDeleteWell, let's say someone who is so honest that he is likely to believe that others are honest too.
On the other hand, tricksters are likely to believe that others are tricksters too.
But yes, relying on trust on ebay with someone who has no decent track record is clueless. I'm sure our friend learned his lesson though. But still, retribution is in order. He came up with a very clever and clean mean of retributing himself. Far from showing dumbness.
Dishonest = dumb, honest = clever, whatever the dumb dishonest assholes may claim.
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5958236
ReplyDeleteLaptopguy I salute the ingenious way you have publicly humiliated scAmir.
ReplyDeleteHowever I laugh in your general direction for sending almost £400 squidoolies to a seller with Zero/50% feedback.
Not entirely sure how zero becomes 50% but that's eBay maths for you.
Yay, Consumerist linked
ReplyDelete:)
Maybe you'll get that 1 mill after all , laptopguy :D
You are an asshole.
ReplyDeleteMuseum Of idiots said...
ReplyDeleteThat was a rather stupid thing to do...
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That was done especially stupidly, too.
- He left his personal data and porn pictures on the laptop.
- He gave his real name while scamming!
- He added comments to this blog with nicknames that allow others to track him and get more information about him, because he had used these nicknames previously elsewhere!!
- He has threatened his opponent on this blog with spurious legal claims, thereby infuriating the public even more and stimulating us to punish him more (and confirming the site's writer's story !!)
All this shows a big lack of intelligence. Some tricksters are smart. Some arent. But they all leave a trail, some trail anyway. Dumb ones just leave a large cows' trail, apparently not being able from refraining themselves to keep shitting on the way.
Best. Comment section. Ever.
ReplyDeleteI love it best when Amir starts logging in with multiple IDs - all female - and starts agreeing with himself...
Ok, we're all having an enjoyable few minutes at scAmir's expense...or more precisely at laptopguy's expense but scAmir's embarassment.
ReplyDeleteBut...
What if scAmir becomes so depressed by all this that instead of collecting pics of suicide bombers, ladies legs and gayboys, decides he can't face living anymore and tops himself?
That'd put you right off your tea!
And it's potato waffles tonight!
You are a clever human being!
ReplyDeleteYou've got to love lateral thinking.
In that case scAmir's mum...could I have his waffles?
ReplyDeleteAnd I mean that in a completely non gay way!
Great post! Just left a link on a couple of blogs.
ReplyDelete"We know how much you wanted a shafting, does it feel as good as you hoped?"
ReplyDeleteomg that one was good.
the prick is calling the police and trying to use the law to defend his thieving ways.
Die scammer !
i'd like to see him beg for mercy !!
"pleaze i'll pay you back, even 10 times the money, but stop this site or i'm gonna commit suicide please!"
bah... let the shit have his way... everyone is free to choose his way in life.
call the cops, prick... it wont save you from yourself.
(and girls, if you see a guy looking like Amir in the tram, watch out for your legs and his cell-phone!)
Wow
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ReplyDeleteerm laptopguy, any chance of seeing that last picture in full?
ReplyDeleteWhat about an adult version of this site for fans of Amir's hard drive?
Or some usenet posting or other;-)
That could be another way of getting your money back at Amir's expense : Keep the laptop but sell his pictures to subscribers. I'd pay for uncensored access to his porn collection !
ReplyDeleteYou could blur them in the hot spots, or whatever, let's make fun with him while making money (you), and making him infamous for it.
What a grand business incentive.
porn + net-lynching. Wow.
(and of course you might sell his bank data to shady underground mafia types, in secret) ;-))
Keep em coming I say !!!
We want to see more pix !!!
lol
i love karma.
ReplyDeleteATTENTION whoever runs this blog:
ReplyDeletei will be happy to take every single piece of data found on this laptop, either to showcase of my own accord, or to simply host, uncensored, for you to hotlink at your leisure. I'm not particularly concerned with getting credit for this (i already have enough credit, thx), I just find this whole scenario funny and would like to help it get exposed.
if you're interested feel free to hit me up at amp [at] amplovesyou.net
i got here via metafilter, thanks for entertaining me for an hour!
ReplyDeleteROFL. The funniest thing is, Amir has probably spent more time and effort fighting the negative consequences of this site than he made ripping some poor sod off on ebay.
ReplyDeletefind more crazy shit like this at WillsThrills.com
ReplyDeleteEntertaining. Amir's a real idiot. 1st rule of anything vaguely dodgy is to hide your tracks!! :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm another person who votes for a re-ebay of this now legendary item.
ps I'm here via b3ta as well so there should be plenty of new hits!
Laptop guy!
ReplyDeleteI have forwarded this to Warren Ellis and Snopes.com. I think amir's days will be pretty much numbered and at least 5 people have linked to this from my blog and I have spotted at least 3 people linking from those original 5.
The truth is a virus.
paul staines his pants
ReplyDeleteI am finding this astinishing, this travursty of a blog is obvious hatchet.All conspiracy and completely untrue,Ii have feelyhy picture for sale if anybody woould like contact me, plenty cheap.
I see Amir has found himself a new nickname. He also seems to be selling something. Any buyers?
This is great, reminds me of P-P-P Powerbook over at zug.com. Only this one isn't as funny.
ReplyDeleteNice! I love it when people pwn themselves
ReplyDeleteWavy Gravy said...
ReplyDelete"laptopguy, check "your ass" comments (no pun intended). I'm assuming it was Amir and it seems he was threatening to beat you up, among other things."
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I am "Your Ass". I noticed that old screen name and changed it to "toto" for my next messages to this blog.
My comment about beating laptopguy if I was in Amir's place was a warning, in order to help him protecting himself. I meant to give him a glimpse of what I believed Amir psychology was.
And well, I still believes he is the kind of guy to do just that, if he gets the chance to do it. So watch out and protect yourself.
Amir is a flaiming idiot. Bust his ass
ReplyDeletewow there are more pics !!!
ReplyDeletethanks laptopguy lol
!!!!
quenching our voyeur thirst;-)
Bahahahaha pwnage! niiice.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you the story of a cock called Amir
ReplyDeleteStraight? Bisexual? A bomber? A queer?
Laptop for sale! - he'll make a quick pound
But naughty Amir, his photos were found!
Topless boys and girls legs on tubes
(No photos of normal stuff, not even boobs)
Amir is not smart and we know cannot spell
His fetish is stockings, he savours the smell
Singles sites he likes to frequent
He imagines those stockings, imagines the scent
Laptop's got you by the balls
Back to Mummy Amir crawls
"It's not true Mummy, it's all a lie!"
But this was Mummy's only reply:
"Be gone you muppet, you're a freak!"
"And your drawers full of stockings are starting to reek!"
it's now on bookcrossing.com several hundred thousand users worldwide. Im in Scotland and have passed the link around work ... the whole of NHS Grampian
ReplyDeletehis pics of women on the train would be of interest to the police. Someone was recently done for that
Sheer genius.
ReplyDeleteJust give it a couple of days for Google to catch up, and this site will be No.1 for any search on Amir Tofangsazan.
A life of notoriety awaits you Amir...
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ReplyDeleteFor the first time in my life I find myself breathing a sigh of relief when I consider that my legs are basically conical and most of my shoes are ugly.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to send you some money not cause you lost out on the laptop but because you made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteOk, now I get the definition of "Karma"!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAmir Massoud Tofangsazan said...
ReplyDeleteUr all going to jail.
I doubt we're all planning on visiting you.
Oh good God this is hilarious. Major kudos to laptopguy :D And Amir, please post some more - your comments are absolutely priceless.
ReplyDeleteIt´s cruel. Do you remember that you´ve police and trade rules in your country?.
ReplyDeleteAccording with your action the intimacy of somebody only cost 375 fucked pounds. I´m wondering how much cost your dignity then.
Does Amir know what "villified" means? Yow! This is history at its funnest.
ReplyDelete(And English grammer at its sloppiest. Eh.)
"_azul said...
ReplyDeleteIt´s cruel. Do you remember that you´ve police and trade rules in your country?.
According with your action the intimacy of somebody only cost 375 fucked pounds. I´m wondering how much cost your dignity then. "
Some people direly lack a sense of ethics.
Dude, maybe he doesnt deserve to die for it, but having his shit exposed to the widest number of people possible is fair, and well deserved. He deserves as much of a public humiliation as we can give him. I havent seen him propose to give the money back, have you? Are you his friend? Just as retarded morally as he is?
It's not about the number of pounds, stupid. It's about scamming. If you cant understand that, you need more than a life, you need a whole new brain and heart.
You dont want to be humiliated in public? Imagine, that people dont want to be scammed. You didnt care, you still dont care, you have no sense of responsibility nor respect for others. You havent payed enough yet by a whole lot.
In fact I now came to agree with some of the earlier posters. I hope Amir never gives the money back, and I hope no friend nor relative of his ever does it either. I want him to keep being humiliated and laughed at for the rest of the days that his fame will last. He deserves it because he is too dumb and lacks too much of respect for others, and won't learn to become respectful, whatever happens. So keep beating the little shit. That's all he is good for.
ReplyDeleteHell, he would need much more beating than that little webpage for having any chance of changing and growing up.
That guy shows by his numerous comments that he is so far away from understanding what is respect for others... nothing short of a personal earthquake could help him.
I didnt think that way in the beginning, but his comments convinced me he is really a jerk.
Then suffer, jerk, as that's all you're good for at the moment. Grow some humanity. Good luck. And have courage, you're in for a ride, this website is nothing, this scam you've pulled is nothing, with such a stupidity you're in for much suffering in your whole life, unless some brick falls on your head and miraculously gives you some sense from heaven.
Prison could help, infirmity could help, anything big that would break your ego. We're not justice dealers, providence is. We're jokers, grains of salt, compared to what providence has in store for pricks like you.
We're in fact giving you a big service by warning you that fucking people over CAN lead you into trouble. You COULD come to regret it and pay for it. But it would be MUCH MUCH heavier than this silly webpage does to you. DONT FUCK WITH PEOPLE. You're ruining your own life. You'll think about it once you've lost an arm, or a close relative, etc. You need to suffer a big deal in order to grow up, you little prat. Life will catch you, as she catches everyone.
Lawboy1976:
ReplyDeletethat is exactly what happened to me, i made a massive fuss and PayPal realised that I was going to take it further (Financial Ombudsman etc.) and so they gave me £100 to not take it any further !
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ReplyDelete... and once life has beaten you up big time, you'll remember of us on this webpage and realize that we were in fact your best friends, and that we were encouraging you to respect others and yourself, and that if you had listened to us you wouldnt have lost your life, health, love, whatever is in store for you.
ReplyDeletehave a nice day and listen to people who have respect for others. They are your best friends even if they spank you to tell you so.
Sometimes Amir, I look at your photo and, because I'm sympathetic (something you wouldn't understand - look it up in your dictionary - oops you don't have one!) and I feel a momentary pang of feeling for you.
ReplyDeleteLuckily that passes when I think about what you do in your spare time. You disgusting, feeble little flea.
You are such a coward. Taking covert photos of women's legs as they commute to work - how dare you? What right do you have to secretively take photos to jerk off to later?
I always thought of myself as a liberal, but people like you make me want to censor and delete diseased people like yourself.
You scare me. But not as a threat. That you are real. That you get off on taking topless photos of yourself and other gormless males, probably dream of the glory of being a terrorist, and salivate over women's legs.
Shame, shame, shame.
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ReplyDeletedamn... the counter link is getting crammed;-)
( http://snipurl.com/qzyc )
- 'Ah, sweet schadenfreude' .. great piece up there, Diary of Amir.
yup, the counter is out of order on the webpage also.
ReplyDeletedamn lol
you blew it off Amir !!!
congrats !
While I am just as amazed as others posting comments in here, I am also amazed at the amount of racist and homophobic comments. How boring and typical to rely on these sorts of things as part of an attack. Yeah, this guys is a jerk, he scammed someone, he was really fucking dumb and left oodles (does anyone even use that word anymore??) of fucked up photos/documents on the broken computer...but really...calling him a terrorist based on....? What? Photos that *how* many people probably have on their computer? Because he's Muslim? Brown? Oh right, the necessary link between the two...I forgot.
ReplyDeleteQueer-baiting is so 1950s.
Hi from Argentina! I don't really know if this story is true or not but it's an awsome demonstration.
ReplyDeleteI just hope someone just made it up, it'd be a lot more interesting.
Keep it comming, this is like Internet reality-theater!!!
This is truly classic.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, I find it absolutely hilarious that you people in the UK use the word 'cunt' so liberally. Just brilliant!
Kudos from Los Angeles.
HAHAHA! Amir, admit it. You got owned. Now pay the man the money you owe him, and try to salvage what (if anything) is left of your reputation.
ReplyDeleteI saw this on both uknova.com and laughatrice.com.
I'd love to see those deleted comments, if anyone has them. Those would just complete the insanity.
ReplyDeleteI can't stop coming back to read new comments.
LapTopGuy... HOW DO I QUIT YOU!??!?!
yeah right,what a decent discovery of the century !
ReplyDeleteAmir,
ReplyDeleteI think Laptop Guy found a virus in that laptop you sold him on ebay. Apparently, it's pretty viral. (And here the government's been wasting your time with warning you about avian flu.)
Get back in the water closet, ya horrid little turd!
WTF?
ReplyDeletethis is genius of you to have posted everything. i love it! too bad you got screwed out of your money tho. :*( if i wasnt broke myself id help you out, but if it helps any at all, you have my full support & im sure to spread the word to others. be well & stay away from ebay. lol
ReplyDelete-DG724
Genius. Assuming you get the money back (paypal or otherwise), you should give the rest to the families/survivors of the London Bombings - so something good comes out of this. Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of people could be excited taking pictures to women's legs on the subway?
ReplyDeletepoor amir thought he was stronger because he is ruthless... oh how clever I am he thought, I can rip that stupid guy off on ebay, the moron wont have any way to come back at me, he's been so stupid to buy from me, i'm so smart he said to himself.
ReplyDeletethis could be an old fashioned fable:the big brute believes he is smart because he doesnt respect others and can think of using ebay or anything to screw people over.
but then some guy gets ripped off, and instead of becoming violent and full of rage, he uses his intelligence. Instead of showing disrespect for Amir, he keeps it all clean and just posts some samples (nothing real bad) of what the 'tard left on his puter. He uses the power of the internet, of truth, of repulsion of honest people towards dishonesty and scamming.
and who's crying now?
so, who's smart here? the dishonest brute or the honest trusting person?
what's mightier? truth or lies? violence or communication?
respect or direspect?
this site is all that powerful because laptopguy didnt show any trace of disrespect for Amir. The users make racist comments, advise to use his bank data, etc... this only weakens laptopguy's side of the argument. This can make his site become censored (although I guess that censorship from blogger.com at this stage would only increase this page's fame now that it's been posted everywhere).
anyway this is a sweet old-fashioned fable. The big direspectful brute is not that strong. The candid trustful person is not that weak. Lies and cheatings are not that powerful. Trust and truth are not that weak as some like to believe and claim.
Honest doesnt mean stupid nor vulnerable.
Enjoy your minutes of fame Amir... they might be much better than what's coming next.
But wait a minute ... remember that this laptop came with no charger. Chances are it was stolen - perhaps from the guy called Amir whom we know and love as the foot/boot/knee fetishist but who may not in fact be a scammer at all: perhaps he is also a victim of theft.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, glass houses and all that ... maybe it's time we gave this guy a break - he is only 19 after all and we are all pretty daft at 19.
yeah we could wonder about the veracity of this site, until Amir himself started posting on this very blog comments page under various screen names.
ReplyDeleteHE has confirmed it all by himself.
He did it all, it is obvious, and he is exactly as jerk-y as the act of ebay scamming could make us guess he is.
Too bad he is muslim and brown... as this blog can be attacked as a racist cesspool in the future.
But laptopguy is not responsible for the users comments. His behavior is exemplary. He is as outstanding in his honesty and respect as Amir is in dishonesty, hell even much more. I'm not surprised that people like Amir exist, but I'm amazed at laptopguy's dignity and mastery.
I would have gone much lower that he did.
Ok so if this person wants to complain about "laptopguy" for this site. Perhaps the police would be interested in somebody taking photos of ladies legs on a train?
ReplyDeleteTHATS illegal.
Yes, perhaps being a bit of a leg-man is a little repulsive to the majority of us decent sanctimonious Brits (many of whom, don't forget, grew up in the classic Benny Hill era) but I suspect - lateral thinker that I am - that much of the vitriol being vomited over this page is to do with racism rather than righteousness. So, while we are talking illegal practices, let's not forget several of the stone-throwers on this site. 'Activity likely to incite racial hatred' is the sort of charge that might find you standing in the same court as the hapless Amir.
ReplyDeleteOh, man - it's such a shame about he race/sexuality comments. There are so many more things that Amir seems to be guilty of that you could be discussing. From the ground up, even having misinformation on your CV is a criminal offence (being that it's a legal document and that). And the CV's the least of his legal worries.
ReplyDeleteI think he should be glad that the laptop was bought by the person it was. Seems more or less everyone else would have stitched him up royally with bank details. Laptopguy seems to be keeping it spectacularly above board. Good work, sir.
I guess all you can really hope for is that he'll take you to court for defamation of character, cos then you'll have an opening to counter-sue for your money.
Keep it as legal as you can, laptopguy, cos then the victory will be ever the sweeter.
You lot? Stop being racist, homophobic cunts, eh?
Love you!
yup, nothing that Amir did or can do gives anyone the right to break any law.
ReplyDeleteThat's what amir deserves.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realise the pictures were thumbnails. Having clicked on the one of "the family", I found myself being highly amused that the two chaps on the right both had their eyes closed.
ReplyDeleteIt looks funnier than it sounds.
And just in case you were out collecting rocks when I posted earlier, let me reinterate:
ReplyDelete"16. The Public Order Act 1976 makes it an offence to incite racial hatred. Section 17 of the Act defines racial hatred as meaning "hatred against a group of persons defined by reference to colour, nationality (including citizenship) or ethnic or national origins. The definition of "ethnicity" is that applied under the Race Relations Act 1976."
The House of Lords - Religious Offences in England and Wales.
I love peas, too!
ReplyDeleteMmmm.
PEAS!
Photos of terrorist acts are all over the web, "cunt".
ReplyDeleteCheck out any site about 911 or conspiracies in general.
People dont own these pictures in order to wank on the murder of thousands of people. They may own them because they show part of what happened. They illustrate questions about government cover-up and involvement in terrorism, for example. Or they illustrate just the contrary according to others, that there is no sign of cover-up nor gov' involvement.
There is some debate going on, in case you haven't noticed, "freak".
Well said, toto. And when these atrocities happened, Amir would have been in his early to mid teens. The photos could have been there a long time and he same could be true of the legs photos. I do not seek to exhonorate this guy but I am suggesting that the mob mentality on this site is more offensive than anything the rather naive Amir has done.
ReplyDeleteWe are a nation of xenophobes and the thought disgusts me more than any fraudulent or fetishistic behaviour.
two pictures, one of 911, one of the london bombings.
ReplyDeleteAnd on that basis alone, you deduce that mr Amir is sympathetic to these terrorist actions?
Come on...
Okay, laptopguy, your intentions were good and your behaviour has been exemplary throughout but enough's enough - your site is attracting every kind of inarticulate pondlife on the planet and they are sayin' their piece, mate, for the first and only time in their lives, because they have the weight of the righteous majority behind them. With their racist diatribes they are undermining what you were trying to do and the thing has gone off in a totally counterproductive direction - the site will be brought down anyway so why not close it graciouslessy?
ReplyDeleteaddendum :
ReplyDeletefor 'graciouslessy' read 'graciously'.
First, I wanted to congratulate you on a job well done! I can't think of a better way to get back at someone who has scammed you.
ReplyDeleteWhile I don't have time to read every comment, I do have an idea to help you recover some of your missing funds.
Make a contest, as one does, that takes donations. One month, two, or whatever you decide for the time frame. At the end, you should film yourself destroying the laptop. This should also be posted on google video! (I would make sure to keep the harddrive! I would use the evidence to torture this guy forever.)
For all of the people that donate you should make an "extended" version of the movie that shows all of your evidence. This will allow everyone to be a winner!
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ReplyDeleteeBay should replace their user feedback system with something like this.
ReplyDeleteyour pseudo anti-terrorist comments (mingled with racist hatred) will achieve mostly one thing : laptopguy will have to close this blog down, before the site moderators do it anyway.
ReplyDeletein fact this whole thing could turn into a mob lynching for racial hatred, and be remembered for an example of how people can turn into brutes when under some collective spell. The whole thing could backfire very rapidly. Exit Amir the ebay-scammer, enter Mob the big headless monster who only wants blood of "ragheads". Is that what you want to see on mainstream newspapers monday?
As to the guy who keeps asking why someone would have pictures of 911 and the london bombings on his PC, I already replied to that. There can be many motives, one of them being the discussion about the existence of evidence of governement responsibility.
You shouldnt see my hard drives, you'd send MI5 and the FBI to my home. Hell I even have some terrorist handbooks, some white supremacist databases containing many weapon construction manuals, stuff about drugs, murder, suicide, all sorts of illegal stuff. Aint that what the net is for? It's not about porn you stupid;-) It's about freedom!
(yeah I know it's easy to track me down.. so be it. I'm not anonymous on the net anyway. Let the fascists do their job. I know we're filed already anyway.)
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ReplyDeleteI'm trying to censor? lol
ReplyDeleteI'm frowning upon, I'm advising against, I'm warning against the results it may have.
Of course you're free to write what you want, until laptopguy or blogger.com closes the site down.
Allright then... no more trying to influence posters. I guess you're right.
yet laptopguy recently added this at the end of his page:
ReplyDelete"Thought I'd just say, by all means feel free to post comments, but racism or bigotry of any kind is definitely not cool. I obviously can't be held responsible for other people's comments, but a lot of people have been accusing Amir of things which are most probably untrue. By posting these photos, I am not making any accusations of any sort, just truthfully documenting what i found. If you do have racist opinions, please keep them to yourself, other people don't want to hear them!"
But then he's the owner, and I'm not. I shouldnt act as if I was.
Again, my thoughts entirely, toto - and I reckon most people's hard drives wouldn't stand up to scrutiny. Mine is mostly taken up with photos and articles about dead musical geniuses. I wonder if that makes me a necrophiliac.
ReplyDeleteI do pity laptopguy now - his carefully crafted instrument of revenge has become a fascist weapon. The underbelly of Little Britain has been sliced open and the entrails of the Mob Monster exposed.
'When they came for the Jews, I did nothing .... '
Thai Curious said...
ReplyDeletePS
Knowing the south London type that he is...
...erm, last time I checked, Barnet was as far north in London as you could get!
That's the point. He's from a mainly middle class, mainly white suburban area – not somewhere stereotyped by racial integration problems or ghettos.
The only 'rag' that should be mentioned, is the fact he's a little toe-rag! Keep it clean.
...he's still an idiot though!
http://www.rkdn.org/u-r-next.asp
ReplyDeleteCheck that out then we will talk about 'karma', eh?
nice!
ReplyDelete& a warmhearted "ha-ha" to lucy winters!
Your web site is genius. Ever heard of the ? I profiled him in my latest book about scamming the scammer.
ReplyDeleteI guess before buying an expensive item on eBay, check whether the seller can spell basic words and construct sentences that make sense. This will provide some clues about whether or not they actually hold a postion of responsibility, or are, indeed, just a wee perve.
ReplyDeleteInteresting name, Thai Curious .... wouldn't be anything slightly unsavoury in YOUR hard drive, would there?
ReplyDeleteMade me smile muchly
ReplyDeleteВЫПЕЙ ЙАДУ! %)
ReplyDeleteThe depressing thing is that he will probably never learn that lying, cheating & stealing is actually bad. You go Amir... Go and enjoy your bi-sexual foot fetish porn and bad Karma.
ReplyDeleteCrumbs...I feel like I've arrived late (but that said, the comments box has filled up with seven more visitors since I looked aout fifteen minutes ago...)
ReplyDeleteLaptopguy, bravo to you sir. Great to see such huge support.
Amir, you deserve everything you're getting. You silly bastard.
I haven't had a chance to read all the replies yet (there are soooo many) so I don't know if I'm the first to say this, but ... Laptopguy why on earth did you bid on an expensive eBay item from someone with 0 feedback, 50% positive???? And with such an illiterate description!
ReplyDeleteLet this be a lesson to everyone - eBay is relatively safe as long as you pay attention to the feedback.
And make sure the feedback is genuine, not from other muppets selling fictitious items ('eBooks') for 1p a time just to bump up the other muppets' feedback.
But apart from that I am also loving this, more power to you Laptopguy!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant..........Absolute classic !
ReplyDelete. . .and as at all public lynchings, the passions of the spectators were inflamed by the ethical and moral complications that the swinging body represented.
ReplyDeletepriceless!
ReplyDelete"jackie said...
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't put it past Amir and his mates to be posting some of these slightly racist comments, perhaps in the hope that it deflects from the original reason for all this www attention..
11:47 AM "
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Yeah that would be the smart and efficient thing to do, but Amir hasnt shown signs of being clever nor ressourceful enough to pull out such a psy op move, and as for his friends, I havent seen any here.
So I guess this is just our usual mob mentality expressing itself here. Dont forget his english skills or lack thereof. Our racist friends have better spelling and grammar.
A note for Thai Curious, if you think the Iranian law of public execution is a good thing, why dont you just change your nationality and religion and go live in some place where such things are legal? There you'll enjoy the fun of public executions and all sweet things that come with it. I mean, if you dont like laws that protect some small measure of respect for individuals, please dont use them, nor use the land they are in effect on. It would do the rest of the people of these countries a favor in my opinion.
You want fascism? Please emigrate. Plenty of people agree with your views in some other countries.
Sorry, that was off-topic but I felt like saying it.
yes he's an ass, he's been showing it all through this blog... then he quit posting... one can only wonder what happened.. we want some news !!
ReplyDeleteMay 27th. 2006
ReplyDeleteLet's see...
Posted the scammers gay porn pics.. check!
Posted perv phone cam shots the scammer takes on the bus of unsuspecting women... check!
Posted pics of perv/scammers family and friends.. check!
Posted pics of 911 and the London bombing showing unusual attraction to terrorist activities... check!
The loser and his family show up on the blog to defend the indefensible.. check!
Comedy gold... check!
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ReplyDeleteLike they say... pwned !
ReplyDeleteOK, now I have had a chance to read the whole thing... What a complete git this seller was. I've been selling on eBay for a couple of years, and I have been ripped off for a tenner here and there, but for crying out loud, this seller is REALLY STUPID to sell defective equipment and to top it all leave all his personal details and suchlike on the hard disc drive! (WHAT A PLONKER to coin a phrase from Only Fools and Horses)
ReplyDeleteSorry you got ripped off laptopguy, thats a real bummer, but WAY TO GO on getting your own back. I have passed the link onto my friends so that they can have a laugh at it all. I have also posted this on my blog... It was just to good to miss!
A note to Amir... Think twice next time, you give good honest sellers on ebay a bad name. But shame on you! I thought that it was illegal to take pictures of people without their prior consent. If anyone spots their legs in the pics, they should take action against you!
Good luck on getting your money back laptopguy. I hope Amir has learnt his lesson.
Oooo. This is an updated version of Alladin and the Magic Lamp, isn't it? Except little Amir's Magic Laptop is inhabited by one mean and pissed-off Genie.
ReplyDeleteBwa-hahahahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteSucked in. I hate ebay fraudsters. I'm dealing with one right now but I got suss before I paid him :D
ReplyDeleteI bet Lucy Winters is hot, nothing is more beautiful than a clever hot chick, forget about the rancid photos in this blog, I want to see a pic of Miss winters in a power suit with horn rimmed glasses, The idea of it makes me want to go in and shag my wife right now.
ReplyDeleteWow I bet Lucy Winters is gorgeous. nothing gets me hotter than strong willed clever women, forget about the rancid photos on this page, let me see a pic of Miss Winters in a power suit with horn rimmed glasses and her hair up in a bun, the thought of it makes me so excited, I am going into the den to shag my wife right now.
ReplyDeleteTime to come out of the closet, Amir. When you do, be a good boy and give the nice man his money back. mmmkay?
ReplyDeleteHA.... this guy is a fucking douchebag, and all of chicago knows it now!!!!!!
ReplyDeletecongradulations, amir, you are a international fuckface!!!!!!
This guy Amir had it coming (dumbass). This blog was a brilliant way for (relatively harmless) revenge - no harm other than pointing-out how much of a douche this guy Amir is.
ReplyDeleteThe author (laptop buyer) is brilliant - If I had a new laptop to give him, I'd do it.
:) :) :) :) :)
Ha. Not only will no-one who can google a name ever employ him again, he also supports Manchester United, juding from that photo of him sleeping. OWNED!
ReplyDeleteI can taste the irony.
ReplyDeleteOh my God, he's an idiot!!
ReplyDeleteI like the bit where he says that he's renowned for his 'honesty', the fradulent, illiterate peeping tom!
So this bloke lives in Barnet, does he? I'll have to keep an eye out for him, see if he's returning any more of that fat cash to the bank, presumably before going out to run a soup kitchen for orphaned cripples...
And Dear God, but don't tell us that there's still more pearls of Amir-based wisdom on that craptacular hardrive...?!
Great idea, well done :)
ReplyDeleteSad that.. the racists ruin what's good and fun for all spinning their hate.
ReplyDeleteThey're worse than Amir. :-/
I call bullshit!
ReplyDeleteYou have pics of porn from a laptop you no longer own...how?? Did you backup the porn before selling the laptop?? Doubt it.
You're lieing. This is crap. How do u still have the pics from a laptop you sold??
Laptopguy - nice one. Post a link to the sun article.... or better yet, scan it!
ReplyDeleteGood to see that shits like Amir get their comeuppance sometimes! Modern day stocks! :-)
Sorry to hear about your finals coming up, Laptopguy, yeah you probably should have kept this back until afterwards! You're going to be fielding requests for interviews from BBC Breakfast, 5 Live, Newsbeat, etc etc. on Monday morning.
ReplyDeleteHope you can find someone to moderate for the duration of your finals, to at least delete the worst contributions by the sad racists and homophobes.
Laptopguy!
ReplyDeleteYou requested anti racism charities - these guys off support sessions for schools and youngsters - might be a good place to start:
http://www.adec.nildram.co.uk/antiracism.htm
Good luck with your million hits - maybe Amir might learn a lesson from this and hopefully it will deter future scammers from trying to copy his actions.
As to the laptop - still might be worth passing over the HD to relevant authorities as even if he isn't mixed up in terrorist or stalking/sexual activities, he might have contacts with people who do so by passing the information over to the police, you may in time be saving lives. As you say, the guy is thick as two short planks but that's not to say that his mates/business partners are not.
Good luck with getting your money back and for teaching people a wise lesson.
Bravo, ltg! Exposing the misdeeds of scammers is exactly the right thing to do. And keep taking the high road - avoid the temptation to hack into his bank account, etc. Protect your own karma!
ReplyDeleteBuying from this guy on eBay was clearly, in hindsight, unwise. You didn't have much information to go on, though - looks like the negative feedback only came later.
One thing I did not see was any eBay feedback from you. Why not? I know it's difficult for an honest person to give negative feedback - you keep hoping they will do the right thing if you give them enough chances. But perhaps if you had entered negative feedback, others might not have suffered the same fate.
Don't give up on eBay, though. Most people do deal fairly.
Do be careful out there. You never know what this character is capable of, especially since he's already shown his evil side. Keep that hard drive (or a DVD image of it) in a safe place, just in case you need it for evidence one day.
Thanks for taking a stand! You're a hero.
Read all the comments if you doubt laptopguy's story.
ReplyDeleteYeah it _could_ be an elaborate scam, as long as you've only read laptopguy's page. But then you can learn much more from the 300 first comments.
As for the high road of honesty and the low road of painful payback... I guess both are interesting if they are done with competence and style;-)
The shortcoming of Amir is not so much that he is a scammer and has many other evil flaws, it is rather that he is so dumb and arrogant as well as incompetent at what he does. That's what makes this site so funny. The fumbling evildoer lol.
Come to think of it, that's all what this site is gonna teach to thieves and scammers : be smarter when you steal or scam.
I'm not against hearing that Amir went through a hell of a lot of trouble as a consequence from this site. The bit about posting his pics to his family sounds interesting to me. At least it involves no breaking of bones, unless this is carried out by his elders. Imagine if his home town got infamous because of that. Some of the folk there could give a hard time to Amir's family.
You cant make all scammers pay, but for once that you got hold of a dumb one, crucify him lol
What's that, revenge of the nerds? I wonder.
http://snipurl.com/r1mh
ReplyDeleteI'm dying to know what the deleted comments said. LOL.
ReplyDelete"Rod_Senseless said...
ReplyDeleteI know people keep going on about how narrow minded racism is, but come on, the expression "cheating arab" wasn't coined for nothing. "
Neither the "blue-eyes devil" one.
Malcom X employed it about the Rothschild. Soon before getting killed. Karma...
Oh by the way, I see Amir just posted again. Well hello old chap, I guess you're a bit of everybody's friend by now. Too bad you still dont see through your own lies, although we do. Keep going Amir, you're really a great candidate for public execution. You still arent understanding, poor boy. Soon you'll be on mainstream news, TV and so on. Your family and other near ones (say neighbours, and neighbours of your family, co-workers and so on) will send you the karma message soon. Then maybe you'll begin to understand.
But you're too fool to realize that if you had payed the money back today or yesterday, instead of these stupid legal attacks you keep threatening people with, you would have avoided the worse. So in effect you're the maker of your own demise. Poor boy.
Let's just wait for the news of the troubles Mr Amir is gonna get through very soon.
You're doing this to yourself Amir... let's see if your tone will have changed in a few days. From threatening to whining I guess.
I'd love to see photoshopped pictures of Amir's legal dream team;-)
ReplyDeleteha ha
ReplyDeletethis blog rocks
but please make a new post on the main site so:
1
we get to see more legs on the underground
2
the comments can start afresh and be a bit more readable
3
we can start to organise an amir fanclub
4
we can track easily how much the highly prized 'as stroked by amir' souvenir laptop is selling for on ebay
[note for ppl as stupid as amir: im joking, im joking, im joking]
laptop guy
ReplyDeleteperhaps you can clarify exactly why your alleged brother allegedly gave "cincer apologies"?
I would like more photos from legs!!! (not amir :D )
ReplyDelete"cincer apologies" ROFL
ReplyDeleteWe need a list of Amir's language pearls.
Nope, he quit that fastfood job a while ago, fortunately for his employer I guess. You havent read everything, I see;-)
ReplyDeletelet's see, laptopguy would be encouraging racist comments... err, care to show any evidence of this, mr Amir?
ReplyDeleteerr what else?
the site would be made in order to get money from donations?
Come on, I'm sure you can come up with something better than that. Such a clever scammer that you are. Being able to post a broken laptop for money, now that was genius as laptopguy said. So please, enlighten us with more amazing moves, this time in the legal arena. Come up with more credible accusations.
Nicktofang has been tracked as being a nickname from Amir that he used on dating websites. Do a search on this comments page. Or get them again through google :
ReplyDelete"Free Online Dating London, England - findsomeone.co.uk -
nicktofang. 32 from South West , London. I am an exciting fun guy who loves to have fun and outgoing times . I am 5ft 10 inches tall and dark brown eyes ..."
...and you get another exciting Amir picture...
I mean, the guy is dumb enough to use nicknames on this page that he used previously on other webpages, thereby revealing that he is Amir. (if the spelling and grammar were not enough lol)
ReplyDeleteYou guys missed the first day's fun.
rod, have you read all the comments?
ReplyDeleteThey're more than enough to be convinced of the genuinity (?) of laptopguy's claims, I believe.
As I said earlier, it is Amir himself who confirms laptopguy's side of the story. Now of course one could make the hypothesis that laptopguy is faking Amir and his numerous avatars... but then that's a lot of faith in someone's writing skills. Reality is stronger than fiction. I dont believe anyone could write that well.
If it was the case, I would pay laptopguy millions to write stories if I was an editor or film producer.
dont get too worked up on the Sun story guys, journalists of big newspapers often drop stories that they have enquired about. They come, they interview and then... it's a matter of luck and decision-making later on, you cant be sure they will publish anything.
ReplyDeleteYeah i know you can imagine that it's a hoax from laptopguy all by himself.
ReplyDeleteI just dont believe it can be so since I read all of Amir's comments. Maybe they're fake and I'm gullible. Never mind. If someone wants to enquire, it should be easy to spot flaws in such an amount of apparent evidences.
For instance those Nicktofang and Lucywinters web profiles can have been made for the purpose of being found by us and taken as evidence. But then this can leave a trail, and backfire.
If the Sun's or other mainstream journalists pick up this story, they would do well to check the veracity of laptopguy's claims and the existence of Amir;-)
The police might do this job too.